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Is This Stay-At-Home Mom The Only One with This Feeling?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

The birch show. So she's feeling kind of worthless as a stay-at-home mom now because she's not dealing with any of the finances

0:07.6

whatsoever, or no longer supplying any of the finances, so we'll get to her email here in just one second.

0:14.0

This caught my attention this morning, and I can't figure out why. What would the benefit be

0:20.4

for any man to sit down while peeing?

0:25.2

No, the women are going to default to the other person who has a penis in the room.

0:34.1

That's the only one I can think of. You don't have to aim.

0:36.1

Is it cleaner? Yeah, is it less messy because you don't have splashback and stuff?

0:40.7

Right. So they do this worldwide survey, trying to figure out which countries where dudes

0:47.1

sit down to pee more than in any other countries, and 40% of German dudes sit down to pee.

0:53.4

What? And some of the public restrooms there, it's mandatory, which I understand.

0:57.3

Because some dudes, I mean, you walk in our trash bathroom here. How do you miss?

1:01.5

How did dudes miss or the splash is so bad that it's disgusting as it is? So I can understand

1:06.7

that part, but 40% of German men do. As far as countries go, the US is somewhere right in the middle,

1:13.9

like between nine and 13, nine of 13 countries, where dudes are sitting down to pee and I can't

1:18.9

figure out the benefit is early. It, I googled it because I was curious. So there's a scientific

1:23.7

reason. It allows your bladder to empty faster and work completely. And then if you have prostate

1:28.7

problems, it is easier for you to pee as well. Really? And unless you pee ice.

1:35.2

What was the first part of that? It allows you to empty your bladder faster. So you could pee

1:39.6

faster by sitting down. You should tie yourself. I would pay you money if you got to stop

1:43.6

watching time yourself standing up and time yourself sitting down. It's always different though.

1:47.8

For me, like the length of time, depends on how high-dread you are and all that kind of stuff.

1:52.4

And you're also, right, you're also losing time on pulling your pants down and sitting down on

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