You're on the virtue their first date. He's going over the top to impress her, but it might

have backfired on him because it might be a red flag that he's okay with this kind

of deception. I'm really curious to see what you guys think about this. If you got something

going on in your life and you want to share it with us so we can debate it a little bit

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It's the first time that they were going to be hanging out, right?

Birch show. Is it possible this guy is a chronic scumbag or is he just trying to hard

to impress? I met a guy online weeks ago. We've chatted every single day. Then started

facetiming time to meet in person, right? It felt so good. I felt so good about this guy.

And then our first date was at his apartment. I know I know. It's probably not safe, but

I felt I knew him well enough just a few weeks. No, no, no, no. It's a quick way to get

the lotion on the skin. And he said he loves to cook. So I went over there because I

love to eat and I'm a broke grad student. Free meal, good company. I'm in.

All right. So I mean, yeah, it's unsafe, but I do get a good meal out of it. You could

be the meal.

He's for the next two weeks. Okay. Anyway, when I get to his place, I can smell all these

amazing food smells coming from his apartment. I'm super excited because it smells fantastic.

I knock on the door. He opens it up and the apartment is not only filled with those great

smells, but their smoke coming from the oven while food is still sizzling away. So dude,

he's just trying hard, man. He answers the door frantically. He runs back over to the stove.

He's juggling like three things at the same time. He's sizzling, chicken and beef in

one pan. He's mixing veggies veggies in the other. Anyways, the man is busted his butt.

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