Listen, it's the Bert show.

In a world where people are already confused on if anything is real, even if you see it right in front of you.

Kansi, you're about to make it even more confusing because of glitches in the Matrix?

Oh my God, I am obsessed with these and a lot of them can be explained

away but the ones that can't are what fascinates me. Now if you're unfamiliar

glitches in the matrix are sort of things that seem off in your everyday reality and they fall into

forming categories from what I've seen. It's things inexplicably duplicating

so like let's say you have like a favorite necklace and then one day

you find an extra necklace or if you are a smoker you put your lighter down you

can't find it then you find your lighter and then you find the original one where it was supposed to be all along even though it wasn't there to begin with like that's actually happened

They so other things changing slightly so this actually happened to me and I'll go into that in a second

losing time or distance while driving and then near death experiences where you're

like I'm sure I was about to die and then all of a sudden things were reset and I didn't and I've got examples of all of them but we're going to start with things changing slightly and this happened to me I can't believe I forgot it so I've been driving my husband's car to work and I go in through the passenger door in the mornings

because it's what faces the house I open the passenger door like press the button to

unlock it open the passenger door dump my book bag in then go around the front of the car to unplug it

because it's an electric car, then go on the driver's side.

And I always thought it was weird that in this car, it's so annoying, you have to unlock

it from the inside, so I always push the button up to unlock it from the inside so I always push the button up to

unlock that's how you unlock it and I was like that is so backwards and weird that you

have to push up and I distinctly remember being like I thought you had to push down but I guess you have to

push up looking at it and clearly seeing to unlock the car you push up on the

button and then a few days later I went and it was switched again you have to

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