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Phil is a man at top of my inbox who is after my own heart. He's texted me already this morning

to say really please you're covering the LTN subject, James. The Vendaya top of my inbox, who is after my own heart. He's texted me already this morning, say,

really please, you're covering the LTN subject, James. The Venn diagram of stop the boat

supporters, anti-vaxxers and low-level traffic local management is as bizarre as it is baffling,

which is precisely the point that the producer of this program made, surely before we came on air, it is

as bizarre as it is baffling. Why would they go hand in hand with each other? The answer perhaps

is individualism. We'll get on to this, surely. Before that, I want to confide in you. Some mornings,

I come on air and I charge myself with the job of making you interested in the thing that it is that I

want to talk about. Other days, I try and second guess what you will be interested in and sometimes

allow the tail, which is you, to wag the dog, which is me. And I don't know, I wish there was some

sort of scientific survey available to us. I wish every single

person listening or every single person in the country even had a little keypad in front of them.

And then at five to ten every morning I could ask you a succession of questions. But even that

wouldn't be completely reliable to gauge your level of interest. Because the story that is

simultaneously boring, baffling and brilliant

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