Get it. The bird show. Your job is really keeping you from a very good morning show. You're going to have to get into work and you're going to miss a lot of the bird show. We can't have that. Like later on in the show, we recorded this texting tutor a couple of days ago. And her husband got a very provocative text from a coworker super late in the night. So she wanted our help to text the coworker to say,

hands off my man.

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All right, Amber, so you never feel more single

than when you are sick, eh? Yeah, that kind of opens up your eyes when you want someone to take

care of you. So I have been single for chronically for quite some time, and I just recently got

over the flu, fever, whoopingoping cough I don't know what it was

is going around there's something it's crazy I'm congested still but luckily I'm not contagious

so you guys are safe but uh over the weekends when I had to call in I was laying in bed and my dad

he's older he can help take care of me but I always feel like I'm a burden because he's older

so I don't ask him for stuff you know I just i just i don't like to be a a bother to people so anyways at this

moment i'm like literally hacking up and i'm coughing and i'm achy and i just want someone to bring me some

soup and i'm watching all these cute little movies and people are just when you have someone

who loves you to take care of you and rub your back so when I'm sick I feel so lonely because

there's no one to care for me and like make me feel all love and warm and I hate that so yeah I feel like

there's certain times when being single will be amplified.

Yes!

Like Valentine's Day, it'll be amplified.

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