Is There Enough Milk in Your House Right Now? feat. Michael Ian Black, Malik Yoba, and Jessica Pimentel

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Carlos and Michelle Buteau believe that a true adult’s worth can be measured by one unit only - the amount of milk in your fridge. Plus, Michelle tries to avoid walking the dog, while Jordan continues to struggle with his pants. Wet Hot American Summer’s Michael Ian Black is glad his son thinks he’s lame, First Wives Club’s Malik Yoba calls someone out over a Kit Kat, and Orange is the New Black’s Jessica Pimentel becomes the lead singer of a metal band (seriously)!

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0:00.0	This is Exactly Right.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Summer is ending and you know what that means. It's time to put some clothes on.
0:12.0	Cover yourself with merch from Exactly Right.
0:14.0	From September 4th through the 7th, the Exactly Right store is throwing an end of summer sale.
0:18.0	Use code Summer 25 for 20% off the entire store and get merch
0:22.4	from all your favorite shows, my favorite murder, bananas, I said no gifts, and more. That includes
0:27.4	our last chance section with extra savings. That's right. Discounted items are also 20% off. Surely we've
0:33.5	gotten mad. The sale only lasts four days, so head to exactly right store.com before it's gone. Log on, buy some clothes, live your truth. Again, that's Exactly Rightstore.com. Use code Summer 25 at checkout. Goodbye. Jordan, what happened to your voice? Were you just, like, yelling after your kids in Bay Ridge? No, I would never. Get away from the Olive Garden. We got a never-ending bowl of pasta at home.
0:56.1	Get away from those breadsticks.
0:59.5	I don't know what happened.
1:00.8	I woke up and it's gone.
1:02.3	You woke up like this?
1:03.2	I woke up like this.
1:05.0	I am now the president of a co-op board on the Upper West Side.
1:12.6	That's right.
1:13.6	I own 9,000 cats.
1:16.7	And none of you are getting the penthouse apartment.
1:19.1	I feel like you're going to really hurt your vocal cords doing that.
1:21.5	I look forward to the polyps.
1:29.1	Hey, everybody. I'm Michelle Boutteau. And I'm Jordan. Ow.
1:31.1	Hey everybody, I'm Michelle Boutelle.
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