Is It Okay to Eat Cereal Three Times a Day? feat. Alzo Slade and Franchesca Ramsey

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Tensions run high as Jordan calls out Michelle for being bougie AF. They are joined by comedian Alzo Slade for a conversation about meat sweats, and MTV’s Franchesca Ramsey refuses to sniff Michelle Obama. Plus, practical tips for getting out of your friends' invitations.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is Exactly Right.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Summer is ending and you know what that means. It's time to put some clothes on.
0:12.0	Cover yourself with merch from Exactly Right.
0:14.0	From September 4th through the 7th, the Exactly Right store is throwing an end of summer sale.
0:18.0	Use code Summer 25 for 20% off the entire store and get merch
0:22.4	from all your favorite shows, my favorite murder, bananas, I said no gifts, and more. That includes
0:27.4	our last chance section with extra savings. That's right. Discounted items are also 20% off. Surely we've
0:33.5	gotten mad. The sale only lasts four days, so head to exactly right store.com before it's gone. Log on, buy some clothes, live your truth. Again, that's exactly right store.com. Use code summer 25 at checkout. Goodbye. How are the kids? The kids are good. They're sleeping through the night, but that doesn't mean I'm sleeping through the night. Are you keeping guard, watching them breathe?
0:54.3	I can't, I am that mother.
0:56.1	The minute I hear like a, like a little cat, it was actually a cat one time.
1:01.4	It was actually a cat.
1:03.1	Like, rea!
1:04.0	And I was like, they up!
1:06.0	And so I just like run over there.
1:08.3	I'm just like, you okay?
1:09.3	And they're like, why are you touching me?
1:10.4	I'm trying to sleep.
1:16.5	Ow.
1:17.3	Hey, everybody.
1:18.3	I'm Michelle Boutow.
1:19.6	And I'm Jordan Carlos.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.