Is There Anyone Out There Who Is Intentionally In A Sexless Marriage?

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🗓️ 26 April 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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They've been married for a while, and they don't like one thing...being physical with each other. So they have agreed not to have sex anymore. Is this a thing in marriages? If so, we want to hear from you! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen, it's the virtue.
0:02.0	I don't think we're going to spend a lot of time on this because I don't think you guys
0:04.4	are gutsy enough to call up and actually say it.
0:07.2	If you're in a sexless marriage, sexless, one eight five five virtue now.
0:12.9	People with who just had kids need not apply.
0:15.4	Okay, give you that waiver.
0:18.1	The definition of a sexless marriage is over a year.
0:23.2	No sex.
0:25.0	Average couple has 60 times a year.
0:26.7	Do you guys know that?
0:27.7	60 times?
0:28.7	60 times a year.
0:30.4	How many weekends are there in a year?
0:31.7	52.
0:32.7	52.
0:33.7	Because you can't do it on a weekend.
0:36.4	Get that thing away from me.
0:38.6	Here's why I'm asking again, one eight five five virtue.
0:41.0	So I'm on the phone with a friend who's been married a long time, 20 years.
0:45.8	And he confessed to me that he and his wife, I'm being really particular because I don't
0:52.2	want him to get calls out.
0:54.1	Haven't had sex in over five years.
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