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The Bert Show

Is There A *Right* Way To Send A Girl A Drink? Cause This Ain't It

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

Kristen Cassie and I are in here cursing each other for watching Hunting Wives on Netflix. No, I'm cursing both of you for having recommended it because I've seen it pop up when I open up Netflix. There it is. It's always in the top shows. I've heard Cassie talk about it in studio. I've heard Bert talk about it in studio. And normally I don't go for a scripted show. I like a good documentary, right? I love a good, you know, true crime doc, whatever. And I was like, meh, let's give it a shot. And, because I do love, um, is her name pronounced Malin Ackerman or Malin Ackerman? I don't know. Which one is she? She's the one we've seen mostly naked.

0:38.1

Yes.

0:38.4

I think it's actually Malin.

0:39.5

Malin Ackerman.

0:40.4

She's a great actress.

0:41.5

Yeah.

0:41.7

So I was like, you know, and I'm a fan. And I'm like, all right, cool. Let's watch it. Dude. I got sucked into Texas so fast. I mean, man.

0:34.1

I started talking with an accent.

0:36.2

Wanting to put on my cowboy.

0:37.4

I think the word you use campy is probably perfect, man.

0:40.8

Because it's ridiculous. I started talking with an accent. Wanting to put on my cowboy. I think the word you use campy is probably perfect, man.

0:56.6

Because it's ridiculous entertainment that's escaped, but there's nothing real about it whatsoever.

1:03.7

It's infuriated in some cases.

1:05.5

Yeah.

1:06.0

Well, I haven't been infuriated, but yeah, it is.

1:08.8

It's like, and it's weird because, you know, you're dealing with murder, and you don't

1:12.1

normally describe murder as camp, but it is, it is camp, it is scandalous, and it is

1:18.8

salacious, but it, and it's outlandish, but not to the point of like you roll your eyes.

1:26.1

Right.

1:26.4

You're still like, no, this can happen.

1:28.7

Yeah, I, without giving anything away, because you guys haven't finished it yet. No. Oh, I did. Oh, you did. Oh, I binged it because you fools. I rolled my eyes at the end. I was really good up until the very end, and then I rolled my eyes at the end. I thought they just were like, okay, we're over it.

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