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U Up?

Is The Saying “When You Know You Know” Actually True?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, Jared and Jordana start out with a discussion of the best day of the year for a birthday and how the internet can be a fickle friend. They read a follow up from the listener who wrote in on May 8th, 2022 about Tony the contractor which leads to a discussion about women making the first move. The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a wet pair of trousers. Later, an emailer asks if she did herself a disservice by throwing out her old pros and cons lists about her current relationship. Is needing to make a pros and cons list in the first place a bad sign? J&J finish the episode with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about peeing after sex, customer service voices, and sharing medical records. U Up? Live Tickets: Head to https://uuplive.betches.com/ to get your tickets before they sell out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I think that the holidays feel like frozen noses. I love walking with the dog for long periods of time.

0:10.0

Hopefully it's snowing and you've got to wrap up warm. So I think a frozen nose is a sweaty armpit

0:15.0

because your wrapped up so warm but then you're climbing hamps and heath and you get to the top

0:20.0

and you're like, and then you can see the breath but then your nose is still freezing to touch.

0:25.0

Join in every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.

0:32.0

Hello and welcome back to the U of Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.

0:36.0

And I am Jared Fried so good to be back here with you Jordana in studio. We're here.

0:41.0

We are here. It is one of the best days of the year. Happy birthday Sean, our producer.

0:46.0

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

0:53.0

It's like Marilyn Monroe is here. That's right. Sean, happy birthday. Big day. It's a good time of year to have a birthday.

1:10.0

It is the complete opposite of February 21st. Yes. As far as hope, as far as beauty, as far as day, as far as...

1:19.0

General feeling in the air. General feel. Yeah. This is this taste like a good day to have a birthday.

1:24.0

Although, I mean, it is a Wednesday is the only... Birthdays on a Wednesday or a little tough.

1:29.0

Jordana always here to bring us back down there. I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.

1:34.0

I'm trying to keep it real. You can't let, you know, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's not like Friday, May 26th or something.

1:42.0

Yeah, that's a better date. But this is good. This is good. Solid. I would say towards the 10 from a zero to 10.

1:48.0

But as far as like, you know, summer birthday, not great. And overlaid it.

1:55.0

Probably not more. I think also that was like, oh, your friend, you know, your friends are in there. You don't get the school birthday.

2:00.0

Yeah. This is really at the height of school birthday, friends in town, weather cool enough to wear light jacket, overcoat, you know, those things.

2:12.0

I always had a very awkward birthday. So my birthday September 7th, and it was always like the first day of school.

2:18.0

Yes. Like, no one wants to be like, it's not the time for this.

2:21.0

We have other things going on. It's like, you walk in your first day of work as your birthday.

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