The Birch Show.

Kristen is out today.

Every now and then, we have just one random day every Friday where somebody takes it off so they can have a four-day work week.

And this is her week this week.

What great time.

I mean, after Bert's big adventure, she's exhausted.

She picked her great week.

And we all wanted this Friday, right?

So anyway, yeah, my therapist gave me this homework assignment that worked flawlessly, and now my ego is in a complete and total panic about it.

So let me try to explain.

So what we're really working on in therapy right now is I've told you guys before, I don't, I don't do anything that doesn't have a grade

attached to it or a finish line or some kind of success attached to it. I don't have any hobbies.

And for the longest time, my hobby would probably have been working out, but it certainly wasn't

back in the day for health reasons.

It was for vanity reasons.

You know, I wanted an ab.

Okay, that's like, I wanted one app.

A singular app.

Is that too much for a guy to ask?

I want an ab.

You know, so when I take my shirt off, so, you know, it would look good.

It was vanity.

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