Is The Bert Show Ready To Do Improv LIVE In Front Of A Crowd?!

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🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Is The Bert Show really ready to do improv live in front of a crowd? Some in studio are more ready than the rest! Guess who…

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to Spec Savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.3	The Bird Show.
0:33.7	All right, so all these bills are starting to come in now. It was so fun. November and December was so fun when you were spending all that money on the people in your life on Christmas, right?
0:45.5	Make it rain. Make it rain. Make it rain. You had a ton of cash. Now you have nothing. And all the bills are coming in. So we are hooking you guys up. We want to pay these holiday bills. $1,000.
0:57.2	And we're going to do this again
0:58.4	six times a day. Same way we did it in
1:01.7	December, you can really spend it on anything you want.
1:04.2	We're just earmarking it for your bills.
1:06.5	But you've got to do the same thing
1:08.3	that you did last time and you got to sign up. Yeah, you got to go to Q997 Atlanta.com.
1:13.2	You got to sign up.
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