If America Fests had a Hollywood blind written about it, it would go like this.

At least this is what I imagine. Blind item number 1776.

There's something to look forward to in Phoenix, Arizona.

The biggest names in the conservative movement are gathering for the biggest party of the year.

In attendance will be the Wonder Boy who started a conservative youth organization,

the Beanie Loving Podcast host, and the most controversial man in cable news.

Insiders claim the event is taking place December 17th through 20th.

It's anyone's guess who will join, but you best believe they're gonna be spicy.

And you know there will be a concert every night by some of the country's biggest hottest stars.

The party is RSVP only, but this blind will reveal one crucial detail.

Go to AMFest.com and use code politics for 25% off.

All the cool cute servants will be there. Will you?

It was the lore age of Hollywood.

A time when Betsy Johnson dresses, juicy couture tracksuits,

Ed Hardy, rhinestone prints, and excessively layered outfits were the It Girl uniform.

Paris Hilton ruled the Hollywood club scene alongside other A-list names like Cameron Diaz,

Drew Barrymore, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Bernie Spears, and Justin Timberlake.

They were the hottest tabloid topics.

Kim Kardashian at the time was literally Paris Hilton's assistant.

Like, wow, we have come a long way.

From love triangles to wardrobe malfunctions, rehab to rom coms,

clubbing candids, and public meltdowns,

...