Is She Pushing Herself Too Hard For Christmas?
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 18 December 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.2 | When they were thinking about making this decision about their company, they must have thought, |
| 0:05.8 | look, this could go really well or it could go horribly wrong also. |
| 0:11.4 | There is now a funeral home in Ohio that has become the first funeral home to get a liquor license. |
| 0:19.6 | My role in this position is to kind of be a party planner for dead people. |
| 0:24.6 | You know, be more of a celebration of life than more of the multi-day traditional services, |
| 0:28.6 | which costs a lot of money. |
| 0:31.6 | And their inspector called me and they're like, is this Evergreen funeral? |
| 0:35.6 | And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, you would be the first funeral home to get a liquor license in the state of Ohio. |
| 0:41.4 | I kind of love the idea. |
| 0:43.4 | This is the worst idea known to man. |
| 0:45.5 | Grief and liquor don't make. |
| 0:46.9 | Already like really messy. |
| 0:49.4 | See, here's the thing is like when I am looking at what I would like in my funeral, I want it to be a party. |
| 0:56.4 | I don't want people to be sitting around and all sad about a little bit is never going to see |
| 1:00.7 | him again. |
| 1:01.3 | No, man, let's think about the times that we all had together, the times that we laughed together, |
| 1:06.0 | the times that we stumbled together, and let's make it a really good time. |
| 1:09.9 | I would want drinks there. |
| 1:11.4 | I don't want people all bummed out. |
| 1:13.2 | That's like the Irish wakes. |
| 1:14.6 | They're like parties where you drink and you celebrate. |
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