The Bird Show.

You may have heard of a little something called the Cold War, which happened back in the 40s,

and it was a period of prolonged geopolitical tension and ideological conflict between the United States and the Soviet Union.

And I would like to let you know that a similar thing is happening between me and the public's down the street for me.

I was like, are we getting another Yaleo gossip that I didn't know about?

See, if you're not watching CNN or Fox or the news, you might have missed this. It's been all over the place. Yeah, I know. Tell us about this cold place. After they stopped talking about Charlie Kirk, they're like, let's talk about Abby and her Publix. So I feel like I'm being personally victimized and targeted by spending too much money at my publics, and I'm here to tell you why.

So... like I'm being personally victimized and targeted by spending too much money at my

publics. And I'm here to tell you why. So you guys will understand because I spend five mornings

a week with you that I eat two to three Chobani yogurts every single morning to get 40 to 60

grams of protein before noon. And you probably wonder, hmm, her entire fridge is probably just Chobani zero sugar 20 gram yogurts and you would be exactly correct. Every time I go to Publix, I go straight to the yogurt aisle and I buy out every single one of their mango and strawberry kiwi 20 grams zero sugar yogurts. And I'm so... You house some yogurt, man. Girl, I'd, zero sugar yogurts. And I'm so-

You house some yogurt, man.

Girl, I'd be housing those yogurts.

And they're not doing much, but they're delicious and they have protein.

And, you know, I feel like I'm getting my nutritional needs.

So I have noticed over the last three months or so that every single time I go to the

public's yogurt aisle that I frequent,

that the Chobani Yogurt's get a shelf higher about every few weeks or so.

So a couple of months ago, they were right at eye level and I was able to just house them.

I would grab my arm and I just go and they go straight into my cart.

And then I noticed a couple months after that, they'd go a shelf higher and they'd be a little bit more difficult for me to reach because I don't know if you know this, I'm a short gal, I'm five foot three. And I'm like, whatever, they're probably just shifting things around. And I go, get a couple less yogurts because now they're a little bit tougher to reach.

I can't quite get to that back corner where they're all hiding.

And I'm like, whatever, a couple weeks go by,

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