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Is She An A*Hole For Threatening To Break Up Over His Hair?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Is she an a*hole for threatening to leave her ex husband/current boyfriend if he doesn't cut his hair? Does it change anything if he's rocking a MULLET? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:02.0

Weirdest thing happened to me on Saturday morning and I think I think I might have prevented a dog from getting mauled.

0:15.0

So Saturday morning, I am heading out, I'm driving to the gym.

0:20.0

And as I turn a corner, there is a stray that has his head down, and I've seen this before,

0:29.6

because that's what happened when my dog got attacked.

0:32.6

While there's a man about a hundred feet

0:36.4

from this stray and he has a dog as well,

0:40.0

small little thing, right?

0:42.2

And yep, and I hear this guy telling the bigger dog, move away, go on, go home, go home. And have you ever seen a dog before it attacks?

0:52.0

Yeah, so they kind of get like get down into this crouched position.

0:55.0

Like you said that head lowers but their eyes, like their head lowers but their eyes are staying

0:59.5

pinned on whatever they're about to pounce on.

1:01.6

So he starts making, and they also start to walk very slowly

1:06.0

towards what they're going to attack.

1:07.3

And I know this because it's happened to my dog.

1:09.9

It happened years ago when I was walking my English bulldog.

1:13.8

There were two dogs that were let out of their backyard.

1:18.1

The kid that was supposed to be watching it.

1:19.6

The parents were gone.

1:20.5

Kid was supposed to be watching it.

1:21.6

It left the gate open. These two dogs, without being

1:24.7

provoked at all, went right after my English bulldog, I mean in a harsh way. I told the story on the

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