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Is She An A*Hole For Choosing Food Over Her Boyfriend?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Because of her boyfriend's serve food allergies, there's a list of foods she doesn't eat. But during her vacation, she ate everything she was restricted from. 48 hours before her return, she stopped eating the food out of consideration for her boyfriend. However he was still upset about the food she ate. So he gave her an ultimatum. Him or the food. Is she an a*hole for considering leaving him over this? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the virtue.

0:02.0

Virtue, let me ask you guys a question here,

0:03.8

because she is having to make a decision

0:06.2

over a specific food or her man,

0:10.4

because her man is allergic to this food.

0:13.3

So if I threw this out to you, what's your favorite food?

0:16.8

100% across the board, favorite food.

0:18.8

Brownies.

0:19.7

Like a brown cheese.

0:20.5

Macaroni and cheese?

0:21.9

Brownies.

0:22.7

Yeah.

0:23.6

Okay?

0:24.4

Moe, you just start seeing somebody, right?

0:26.5

Really, I don't apply to you,

0:27.3

because you've been with Bart for 15 years or whatever.

0:30.3

You just start seeing somebody and they are allergic

0:33.8

to macaroni and cheese.

0:34.9

Can't have it in the house.

0:36.3

Can't have it whenever you guys are out.

0:38.2

Nothing.

0:39.2

But you really, really like it.

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