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Is She An A*Hole For Buying Herself A Gift On Her Child's Birthday?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Spark your creativity with the Sims. Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative

0:07.0

and you have to go in search of your creative spark again. Maybe this is catching up with creative

0:11.9

friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe.

0:16.0

And thanks to The Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.

0:21.0

Ready to spark something? Download The Sims 4 and play for free.

0:27.0

If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch, you'd build a different kind of bank.

0:35.0

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots, doesn't invest in fossil fuels,

0:41.6

charges no extra fees for spending abroad and definitely doesn't

0:44.8

close before you finish work. You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good

0:49.5

many habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

0:54.0

So what would that look like?

0:56.0

Starling Bank, the Bank Built for you.

0:59.0

Hey, The Bird Show.

1:00.0

All right, if you have a child and you are thinking about having a second child, I just

1:06.2

want you to put this in the back of your head here for just one second, all right?

1:10.1

Before you pull the trigger on a second child.

1:13.2

This was posted a couple of days ago,

1:15.4

and thank you to the listener that sent this to me.

1:17.6

You guys are better at picking content than I am.

1:20.4

This is posted on Facebook.

1:22.4

It says anonymous because this is embarrassing to even post

1:27.7

My four-year-old ate my two-year-olds poop

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