Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

slide by on track to your

there,

the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel, on our trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel

The Bert Show.

Show.

As you start to get older, you realize traditions are just really dumb.

If you lay them out on paper, you're like, none of this makes any sense.

So I was scrolling through Tik-Toc and somebody was talking about what they would want to do if they

planned the worst party ever. This is from the great philosopher Finti fried chicken on TikTok.

He says that if we were going to plan the world's most heinous party this is what it would sound like. I want to throw a huge party and invite too

many people. I don't know why you do that.

Because I'm inviting my entire family,

including second cousins I've never met.

That sounds awful.

And my parents' friends, I don't know.

That's even worse.

Planning this party will consume my life for the next 18 months.

So much effort for one party.

Oh, and I'll go way over budget on stuff that doesn't matter,

like centerpieces and table runners.

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