The Birt Show.

Cass, I am going to urge you as the Birt Show's resident germafob.

Just step away from the microphone for one second.

No, I need...now I have to stick around so I can hear and I can prepare.

No, you are unlocking new fears every single day.

I mean, that's just...call being alive.

It's like being alive as a new fear unlocked.

So I'm gonna stuff...I'm gonna stick it out, I'm gonna do an Instacart order for all the bleach that public says to offer and will be good.

I mean, the fact that you literally were crying about your fear of germs the last time that we were talking about this really makes me scared to

rattle off some of these stats with you on the show.

Listen, you can't do any worse than Twitter does to me on a daily basis, so bring in.

Okay. All right. All right. So you don't have to worry about this yet because your kids aren't in schoolcast, but if your kid is going to school and they have a backpack, are you guys ready for this?

Your kid's backpack is covered in 31 times more germs than your cell phone.

31 times. Okay. Let's do a deep dive here for just one second.

It was Clorox, your friends over at Clorox Cassie, who you should be getting an endorsement by any day.

They did this study and here...

Our shocking way, Clorox, which is a cleaning company, is to tell you about how many germs are out there.

I think that's good.

Yeah, let's discredit it because Cassie won't be able to live in the same place.

When your kids get home from school, they're closer 28 times germier than the average toilet seat.

How did they do this research?

You know, one of those black lives and swabs and stuff.

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