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U Up?

Is Refusing to Define The Relationship A Dealbreaker? Ft Nev Schulman & Laura Perlongo

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

J and J return and they both need a little “me” time. Jordana tries to anticipate some issues she might run into once she moves in with her boyfriend. At 13:00 they discuss how to handle having a friend tell you they saw your significant other on a dating app. At 28:00 they dive into their weird sexual encounter of the week featuring a mysterious floating turd and a very unsexy naked cleanup. At 39:40 a listener writes in wondering how long she should have to wait for a guy that’s dragging his feet to define their relationship. At 55:40 they’re joined by Nev Schulman and Laura Perlongo who give dating advice through the eyes of a married couple and play red flag or deal breaker. Check out our red flag or deal breaker video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scXh8k5x-DM&t=23s Thanks to our sponsors! Just Fab-NOW is the time to sign up as a VIP because right now, you’ll get your first JustFab style for as low as $10! Go to JUSTFAB.com/UUP NOW to get this exclusive VIP offer. Skorch- Skorch makes it fun and easy to find the best places to go. It's not like a regular app, it's a cool app. It only features the best spots. Download in the app store today. Care/of- Take advantage of this month’s special offer! For 50% off your first month of personalized Care/of vitamins, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter UUP50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham and I'm Jared Freed. It is a pleasure to be back. Always a pledge. Always. What's been going on?

0:13.0

I just got back from Northern California trip. Northern Cal. Napa time. Exactly. I went to Napa, pretended to know shit about wine. I saw it all on Instagram. I loved every second of it.

0:26.0

I was bringing you with us. There was a moment where I was like, is this it? Is Michael going to drop to a knee at any point on Instagram stories?

0:36.0

No, it's not. We don't even live together yet. You should never decide to marry someone before you live with them.

0:43.0

Rule one. That's my personal rule one. Okay. There's someone out there that's listening that got married before the weekend.

0:50.0

I mean, I couldn't do it. I'm with you. I feel like you don't really know anyone until you live with them. Yeah. I think that's part of it. You're getting ready to do that.

1:00.0

Yeah. Are you nervous? I'm a little nervous in the sense that I've never lived with a man before. Well, it's funny that you're like, I don't know what it's going to be like with him. I'm perfect.

1:10.0

Yeah, of course. We'll see. It's all about me. Yeah. I mean, we spend a lot of time together. Obviously, I'm not going to be like, oh my God, I had no idea you're like this at all.

1:20.0

But I think that living with someone changes things and that's like, well, it changes also.

1:25.0

But with someone is essentially being married to them without the contract. What is the difference?

1:29.0

The only difference is easier to move out. That's the whole thing. So it is a big step. I'm a little nervous about it just because I don't know what to expect entirely.

1:39.0

But I think it'll be fun. I'm excited too. I'm excited for you. I think the audience is excited for you. Yeah. Well, you guys can watch it on the phone. We're going to get to watch the whole thing. Yeah.

1:51.0

I mean, I, yeah, it's funny, though, at a certain age, you watch people's Instagram stories on vacation and you're like, uh, this is the one. Right.

2:01.0

You know, you're in the second. I'm talking about it. I don't know. I haven't seen them since high school. That's funny. But I'm pretty sure they're getting engaged right now and do that. Sometimes. I mean, it is funny that like my mom sometimes will be like, did you hear about so and so having a baby?

2:16.5

And I'm like, how did you know so and so? And they're like, she's like, I just saw on Facebook. And I'm like, we haven't spoken to these people in 20 years.

2:24.0

Yeah. It's upsetting that we all know this information. That's the new people magazine. We're just following each other. Exactly. You're the star.

2:31.0

Brangelina star of your own Instagram. Absolutely. But yeah, I think, uh, I think the idea that the weirdest thing is that like I might not like if all it all goes well.

2:41.5

Mm hmm. Then like, I'll never live alone again. I live alone now. I love I really like living alone. So do I. Um, it's very nice. It's very like especially in New York City.

2:50.5

We're like, everything's kind of crazy. You have like a sanctuary in like your own space, which is cool. Um, and the idea that you'd be sharing a bed with someone for the rest of your life is crazy. Like, it's crazy.

3:00.5

Like, it's weird that we share bets. Right. Like that. Like, once you're once you're married or in a long term relationship, you don't get your own bed anymore. Like ever. I hope I can be rich enough.

3:12.0

Where I have my own room and then we have the fuck room. A lot of couples have that that the lot to. Yeah. I've never heard such a lot of wealthy couples. I've heard of that where people have like their own.

3:23.5

How great of me. Like snores. They have like their own. How great would it be if you had your own room with your own comforts and everything you wanted to like sleep in. Like on good night. You know, it gets like, I like the op. I like the option of sleeping with someone. But like it is nice to have like, you know, it's nice to have in a relationship.

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