The score!

Spiegel and Holmes Okay, here we go, sports fans. Afternoons on the score. I like that, I like the Michael Conforto's in there today. I know it means Sayas sits, but that's because Conforto's been hitting the hell out of Ritees, and they've got a hitable righty, uh, Waldron. Wait, what? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. We're going to bring that back, right? Let's freeze it right about now. Go ahead and roll it. They've got a hitable whitey, righty. He's been ruled. That's quite a racialist, to be honest.

Oh, racial. Yo.

Racist. Roacist. You, race is, not racists. Yo, racists. Yo, keep the cameras running. See that this is, this is racistness going on in. Is that? I was just, I was just talking about myself, Tanny. I have my head of a whitey.

Don't you think?

Now Waldron is pitching today.

It is a white guy.

Yeah.

Right-handed starting pitchers.

It'll be Jam guy. Yeah. Right-handed starting pitchers.

It'll be Jameson-going for the Cubs.

Matt Waldron.

Twitch and YouTube wants to see Whitey.

Can you get Whitey on camera, please?

Come on over here.

Whitey, stay alone.

What's up, Wendy City?

He's hittable. That dude, look at his face. He's got a total. He's got a 12.46 ERA. That's what I'm saying. So you were correct. PCA. Drives one in the air to right field. Did he get it? Did he get it? Yes. It's a two-run, home run for Pete Crow Armstrong.

You could call them Whitey Wackers.

Cousin of Shane Waldron, so it's pretty cool.

Don't ask Seattle wide receivers about Matt Waldron.

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