Is My Buff Body Scaring Away Men?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Jared’s 40th birthday is approaching and he might be on the cusp of an impending meltdown. He’s being haunted by images of how he’ll be spending his upcoming 40th: alone, on an international flight to New Zealand (in a Delta One seat, of course). And after purchasing a luxe coffee maker with insane upkeep, Jordana is having some buyer’s remorse. On Icky or Picky, a listener keeps accidentally going on dates with guys with the same last name as her and it’s creeping her out. Later, we hear from a CrossFit betch who is having trouble meeting her match. Her parents say that her impressive physique may be to blame. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.8	Listen, my family says things to me all the time of like, who could date you?
0:33.6	You're a slob.
0:34.4	And I'm like, there's a lot of people who want to date this fucking
0:38.4	pick. Uh-huh.
0:42.1	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast, Friday Feels episode. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:47.1	And I'm Jared Fried. So good to be back here with you, Jordana. We love a Friday
0:49.8	feels. We love bringing people into the weekend, so to speak. Indeed. Getting you ready.
0:55.7	Part of your car ride. Maybe you're going somewhere. You're flying somewhere. We're in your ears.
1:01.0	We're there to take your brain off of whatever troubles you're going through and give you maybe a
1:06.9	laugh or a perspective that you enjoy. Yeah, one week until Valentine's Day.
1:13.0	Oh my God, why'd you bring us back to reality?
1:13.5	Sorry.
1:15.6	What are you going to do for V-Day? February is a reality month.
1:17.5	It is all reality.
1:19.2	Valentine's Day, I'm turning 40.
1:22.0	Big month.
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