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The Bert Show

Is Money Going To Break The Bert Show Apart?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Have you seen how big the #powerball jackpot is right now?! The Bert Show has! And it's tearing us apart...we're making a pact. If any of us win, here's how much we're giving to each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:09.5

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0:16.0

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0:20.5

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0:24.0

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0:34.0

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0:40.0

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0:48.0

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0:54.0

The virtue. I wasn't sure I was going to talk about this this morning, but

0:58.0

Kristen specifically look right at me because this very well could be my last virtue.

1:05.0

What, what the hell are you talking about? The lottery is up to $1.4 billion.

1:11.0

You can't be talking about your neurology point and it's just a break-a-go. And then come on here and be like this could be my last virtue.

1:19.0

What the f is wrong with you? I'm predicting I'm dying over the weekend. Hell no.

1:23.0

I'm predicting I'm going to be living life when I win $1.4 billion. Nobody won, I guess, on Wednesday night.

1:31.0

Yeah, right. So now there's another drawing tonight and it's 1.4.

1:36.0

I think it's tomorrow night, isn't it? Is it tomorrow? I think it's tomorrow night.

1:39.0

I usually don't play these because I'm not a sinner, Tommy. I don't gamble.

1:43.0

And you know, so you don't know what day. So it's, yeah, $1.4 billion.

1:49.0

Can we make a saying if one of us wins it, how much money do we have to give every other person on the show?

1:55.0

Didn't we do this before and somebody got really insulted?

1:58.0

KTV insults and KTV. KTV.

2:01.0

You said you're getting everybody a million, everybody came to KTV.

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