Is Money Going To Break The Bert Show Apart?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Southern Comfort is so tasteful. Nothing says tasteful. Like realising you're the only one at the party in Fancy Dress. |
| 0:09.5 | And nothing says tasteful, like mixing up a venom cocktail with Southern Comfort, orange juice and blue alcapup. |
| 0:16.0 | What's more tasteful than a neon green cocktail? Southern Comfort, so tasteful. |
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| 0:54.0 | The virtue. I wasn't sure I was going to talk about this this morning, but |
| 0:58.0 | Kristen specifically look right at me because this very well could be my last virtue. |
| 1:05.0 | What, what the hell are you talking about? The lottery is up to $1.4 billion. |
| 1:11.0 | You can't be talking about your neurology point and it's just a break-a-go. And then come on here and be like this could be my last virtue. |
| 1:19.0 | What the f is wrong with you? I'm predicting I'm dying over the weekend. Hell no. |
| 1:23.0 | I'm predicting I'm going to be living life when I win $1.4 billion. Nobody won, I guess, on Wednesday night. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, right. So now there's another drawing tonight and it's 1.4. |
| 1:36.0 | I think it's tomorrow night, isn't it? Is it tomorrow? I think it's tomorrow night. |
| 1:39.0 | I usually don't play these because I'm not a sinner, Tommy. I don't gamble. |
| 1:43.0 | And you know, so you don't know what day. So it's, yeah, $1.4 billion. |
| 1:49.0 | Can we make a saying if one of us wins it, how much money do we have to give every other person on the show? |
| 1:55.0 | Didn't we do this before and somebody got really insulted? |
| 1:58.0 | KTV insults and KTV. KTV. |
| 2:01.0 | You said you're getting everybody a million, everybody came to KTV. |
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