Is Moe Ready To Be A Father?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 22 June 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue the worst case driving situation one that fears I |
| 0:06.3 | Fear more than any other happen to me for about 60 seconds this morning, and I couldn't get out of it |
| 0:11.0 | I love driving |
| 0:13.0 | I hate traffic, but I do love driving and there are very few things about driving that really scare me |
| 0:18.6 | You put me in a storm. I'm cool. You don't know problem. There's not a lot of things |
| 0:22.4 | however |
| 0:24.1 | Getting stuck in the middle lane between two 18 wheelers where one is on your left and one is on your right |
| 0:31.1 | Mm-hmm that freaks me out every |
| 0:33.9 | Single time and I don't know if these dudes knew each other or what but they decided hey |
| 0:39.0 | You see that car right there? |
| 0:40.6 | We're gonna go the exact same speed so he can't slow up or speed up to get around us |
| 0:45.8 | And I had to ride in the middle of them for like 60 seconds and I was terrified |
| 0:51.6 | And made a sandwich of you. It's the worst you ever been in that situation. You just can't get out of it fast enough |
| 0:56.8 | I get I get weary when I'm next to 18 wheelers |
| 1:00.7 | But my fear when driving and this is but I mean I've been like this for almost 20 years |
| 1:06.7 | I can't ride behind trucks. I have ladders attached to them |
| 1:10.8 | You think the ladder is gonna come off and hitching a face. I think I'm getting that's how I'm going |
| 1:14.6 | I'm getting to capitated by ladder |
| 1:16.9 | And so I make a point to if I'm ever behind a truck or vehicle with ladders of fan |
| 1:22.4 | There was one time they had like it it felt like a hundred ladders |
| 1:26.3 | It ladders tethered to the thing and I'm like I can't get away from you |
| 1:29.9 | Visitor any millennial. No, you never ride behind an 18 wheeler hauling wood logs or any kind of piping |
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