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The Bert Show

Is Marriage Being Weaponized Against Single People?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Is marriage being weaponized to make you feel that if you aren't married, you aren't complete? Let’s talk about it! 

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0:00.0

The Fertia.

0:02.0

My social media is comical because while I'm here in the throes of potty training, I have other friends

0:08.0

who are sending their kids off to college.

0:11.0

They are moving them into their college dorms for their freshman year, which is like a huge

0:16.1

milestone, right?

0:18.1

And San Diego State University, Bert's alma mater, posted this 10 years ago, but every single year around this time

0:27.0

when college freshmen are moving in, this goes viral.

0:30.6

In Tank Good News, excuse me, Tank's good news, if you don't follow on Instagram you should, he's really great

0:37.4

about posting positivity.

0:39.2

Reposted this to remind incoming freshmen of this message.

0:43.7

And so if I can read what San Diego State University

0:46.8

wrote to their incoming freshmen 10 years ago,

0:50.1

which still applies today.

0:52.3

Attention freshmen who are moving in tomorrow.

0:55.0

A little request.

0:57.0

When your mom wants to unpack all of your clothes and make your bed,

1:01.0

letter.

1:02.0

When your dad wants to introduce himself to all the people make your bed, let her.

1:02.5

When your dad wants to introduce himself

1:04.3

to all the people on your floor, let them.

1:07.9

When they want to take pictures of every move

1:10.3

you make this weekend, let them. If they embarrass you or act crazy, let them. As

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