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The Bert Show

Is Marriage A Stupid Decision To Make?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Does marriage even work in the modern age anymore? Bert is breaking down the stats!

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

Just be real honest with you and it's going to sound a little bit ugly but I'd say 8 out of 10 times

0:09.6

where I get invited to a wedding my first thought is oh man

0:15.2

9 and a half for me nine and a half out of 10 right

0:19.4

However my best friend in the world is getting married this weekend out in California.

0:25.6

So fun.

0:26.6

And this is one of the two that I'm like, all right, let's go.

0:31.2

All right. So Johnny and I have known each other literally since what the seventh grade.

0:35.8

We've been best friends since this seventh grade. We have gone through a whole bunch of life experience together.

0:42.0

It's getting married this weekend and... whole bunch of life experience together.

0:42.8

He's getting married this weekend.

0:44.7

And what I love about my dude is he's just so chill.

0:47.7

And the text, the text that he sent yesterday

0:51.8

about his wedding will tell you everything you need to know about

0:55.3

him and how this day is going to go.

0:56.8

Okay?

0:57.8

It says, hey friends, it's group text.

1:02.1

Just wanted to give you the low down for this weekend. The event, the event is extremely

1:08.4

casual.

1:09.4

A.C. the wedding. The event, he calls it. Says, I'm the one getting married and I'm wearing a button down shirt

1:16.8

Shorts and flip-flops if that helps. Oh, thank God. I know you're loving this. So exciting. We will have plenty of libations.

1:26.4

Mix yourselves a cocktail or grab a beer or a hard kambuja. A taguero will be grilling and making tacos with sides. The save the date

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