Is long distance flirting a good idea?
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Welcome back to the Crunch: the only podcast that has the best advice anyone could ask for! In this episode the boys help people who are flirting with people at different distances, what you are "allowed" to talk about in a budding relationship and how to find community if you are new to the Church.
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| 0:00.0 | Aha, here it is. Here's the opinion. |
| 0:02.0 | You should date the girl that's closer and if you want to date the other one, you should move. |
| 0:07.0 | That's the opinion. That's the opinion. |
| 0:10.0 | I have a different approach. |
| 0:12.0 | I think you should date the girl that's closer but continue texting the other girl. |
| 0:18.0 | And then you both, you invite them both to the prom the prom. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. |
| 0:24.5 | And then you just say, and then, and then the first, the girl that lives an hour away, |
| 0:28.9 | she's saying to you all the time, like, why do we always stop at this turnpike restroom? Why are we |
| 0:33.0 | always stopping here? What's going on? |
| 0:39.0 | And that's your secret rendezvous and you meet at the vending machine |
| 0:40.6 | and you get a bag of crisps |
| 0:42.6 | from the vending machine |
| 0:43.9 | and you enjoy it |
| 0:44.7 | and then you have to part ways. |
| 0:48.8 | But maybe love grows |
| 0:50.7 | from the constraint. |
| 0:52.3 | I don't think you should cheat on the girl |
| 0:53.6 | that's an hour away with |
| 0:54.4 | the girl that's six and five hours away. |
| 1:08.4 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 1:11.1 | Oh, I loved that. |
| 1:11.8 | That was so good. |
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