Is LinkedIn the New Dating App?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on U Up? Jordana recounts a chaotic suburban showdown between her dog Ron and a rogue bird, complete with screaming, bird smacking, and an emergency vomit, an instant Jersey Shore Sammi Sweetheart moment. Then, J&J dive into listener emails starting with a baffling date: is four bathroom breaks in three hours a red flag or just…hydration? They weigh in on whether an ex checking your LinkedIn weekly for months is creepy or kind of romantic ("The sad version of The Notebook"). Plus, a listener wonders if post-sex texting equals intimacy. Jordana breaks down why good texting isn’t the same as making real plans. From social media stalking to suburban dog drama, this episode delivers laughs, real talk, and dating advice you didn’t know you needed. Watch full ep 👉 https://youtu.be/ejaxFdMHGiY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I made you think you was real.
0:02.0	My name is Caden Sinclair.
0:04.0	Some people call us American royalty.
0:06.0	We were liars.
0:07.0	A new series on Prime Video.
0:09.0	We were happy. We wanted for nothing.
0:12.0	Based on the best-selling novel.
0:15.0	Something terrible happened last summer,
0:17.0	and I have no memory of what or who hurt me.
0:20.0	No one in my family will tell me.
0:22.7	When you're left for dead, you want answers. We will liars. New series, watch now, only on
0:28.9	Prime Video. Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared
0:36.7	Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? What's the haps?
0:42.4	I'm good. I did have a traumatic moment with Ron.
0:46.0	Traumatic. Yes. For me. Not for him. For you.
0:49.1	For me, not for him. Yes. Well, hold on. You have a bird also living in your backyard.
0:57.7	Well, the stories are separate, but they do have a common thread.
0:58.5	Let's hear it.
1:00.1	You're now snow white.
1:01.8	Well, the birds have flown away.
1:02.7	Birds are gone.
1:03.8	Yeah, they were sitting.
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