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The Bert Show

Is It Wrong To Tell Your Significant Other You Don’t Need Them?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Is it a compliment or an insult to tell your significant other you don't need them? Sure, you love them. You just don't NEED them.

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0:00.0

No home. No address. No address. No bank account. No bank account. No job. No job. No home. No address. No bank account. No job. No bank account. No job. No home. It's time to break the vicious circle.

0:22.0

We're working with charities like Shelter to provide a bank account for people who are homeless.

0:27.1

Such HSBCUK, no fixed address.

0:32.4

The Firt Show.

0:33.9

I have got to find a way to stop causing drama at a table full of couples. I have been on a

0:40.1

role lately at causing drama in other people's relationships. First of all, it's not your fault.

0:44.9

If you had your desire, you would never go out with these couples. That's absolutely true.

0:49.1

It's your girlfriend that's on this. It is her fault. Thank you for that. You're absolutely right.

0:53.1

You're an introvert. She's forcing you into an environment. You don't want to be in with people. So it's on her. Just leave me

0:59.2

at home in my peace where I can't get in trouble. So there I am at a table full of couples. And it's

1:05.7

kind of a variety, right? Like it's married couples. It's people who are just dating, just started. There's people in relationships.

1:11.5

And then there's one woman at the table who's a friend of ours who is single.

1:14.8

And that's how it all started because she started to speak about how she's struggling being single.

1:19.6

And she wants somebody.

1:20.8

So one of my friends makes the joke, well, why don't you talk to Mo about it?

1:24.9

He enjoyed being single so much.

1:26.4

He wants to be single for the rest of his life.

1:28.1

Oh, boy.

1:29.0

They said that in front of your girlfriend?

1:30.5

Yeah.

1:30.8

My friends don't care.

1:32.2

They do this all the time.

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