Is It Weird To Buy A Push Present For Yourself?

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🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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When Cassie had her first kid, her husband gave her a sweet gift in honor of their child. However, he didn't do the same for their second child. This doesn't bother Cassie because she didn't demand that of her husband. But she is considering getting herself a gift in honor of her second child. Is that weird? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Huh, Bertia?
0:01.5	I speak in a V-holes.
0:02.8	Yeah.
0:03.8	Can you buy yourself a push present?
0:08.3	Can you buy yourself your honoring yourself after the baby?
0:13.5	What does A-hole have to do with any of this?
0:15.1	Well, let's get into it, okay?
0:16.3	It's because it involves me.
0:17.7	Yeah.
0:18.7	That's right.
0:20.7	So, Liz, whether or not you like the idea of a push present, hear me out, because I think
0:26.8	it's slightly, this is slightly different.
0:29.5	So for my first child, my husband got me a push present.
0:32.8	I did not ask for one.
0:34.4	It wasn't like a thing.
0:35.4	You must get me one.
0:36.4	He was just really sweet and got me a ring with my daughter's breast stone in it, which
0:40.9	I really appreciated.
0:42.3	It was a kind gift.
0:43.3	And I also got him something to commemorate the birth of our first child.
0:48.5	Oh, my God.
0:49.5	That stuff is so much better than the baby itself.
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