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Is It Weird To Ask Your Brother For His DNA?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The Ferts Show.

0:01.6

All right, is it weird to ask your brother or uncle for sperm?

0:06.4

Now I want, hear me out.

0:08.1

Hear me out.

0:08.9

Okay?

0:09.9

Yes, hear me out.

0:11.0

This is a rhetorical question, right?

0:12.8

Yes, it's a retort.

0:14.4

Of course it's weird.

0:16.2

Maybe.

0:17.0

So hear me out.

0:18.2

I was having brunch with my niece and her girlfriend

0:21.3

and my son Jimmy was there and they were you know complimenting Jimmy and then we

0:27.3

were talking about like behaviors that Jimmy has gotten from me and

0:31.3

behaviors Jimmy has gotten from my husband because you can

0:34.4

see bits of yourself and your child we've talked about this recently on the show what do you

0:38.3

see in that's you and what do you see that's bark yes like you know like what do you see?

0:43.0

I'm asking.

0:44.0

Oh, well like what we've talked about before on the show, like by energy level, like, you know,

0:48.4

Crackhead Jimmy is Kathy and Kristen, like if they're like they're

0:51.0

they're one of the same.

0:52.2

And my husband is very like

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