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Is It TOO LATE For Abby To Get Married?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Abby’s parents have a certain amount meant for a wedding set aside, but what will happen to the money if she NEVER gets married? We're gonna find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show there's at least one person in Abby's life that feels like she's really

0:05.8

got to start chewing on the idea that she's never getting married.

0:08.5

It's my parents financial planner.

0:11.6

Yep, my parents financial planner wants to know when I'm going to give up on the idea

0:17.6

of getting married mainly for simplicity sake.

0:20.6

He's hoping that I hold on to the pipe dream as long as possible.

0:23.8

So he's actually for me getting married.

0:25.4

He just doesn't want me to give up, but he just wants to know when like what if you had

0:28.6

to throw out a number?

0:30.2

If you had to throw a guesstimate, let's all write it down.

0:33.9

And then we'll all turn it over at the same time.

0:38.3

When should Abby just give up on?

0:40.8

All right.

0:41.8

Wait, when is she giving up or when is she getting married?

0:45.0

It's giving up on the thought of getting married.

0:47.1

Yes, when should I give up all hope that a man is going to love me and you're how old

0:50.9

now?

0:51.9

I'm 26.

0:52.9

All right, it's all right.

0:53.9

It's down.

0:54.9

What if the time's passed?

0:55.9

Yes, guys, job.

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