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Is It Time For Her To Stop Matchmaking For Her Chronically Single Friend?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

There comes a time when you just gotta stop hooking up your friends with other people cause maybe you're not good at matchmaking! Producer Keity will explain... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. It's the adult version of a Girl Scout badge when a woman sets a friend up and they end up seeing each other for a long time or getting married.

0:14.0

A woman will point that badge out for the rest of her life.

0:18.0

There's like no higher honor.

0:20.0

I did that.

0:21.0

You wouldn't even know him.

0:22.0

You wouldn't even know her if it wasn't remember when I said you

0:24.6

guys it?

0:26.6

Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't but maybe it's not your fault by matching somebody if it doesn't work time and time again.

0:35.4

Maybe it's the person you're matching you're trying to match your friend that

0:39.8

you're trying to match that has the problem. Well, it could be that.

0:44.0

That could be a factor, but I'm in a weird situation because I am the friend who loves playing

0:49.2

matchmaker.

0:50.2

What's your Baton average?

0:51.7

Oh, well that's where we're about to get to.

0:54.0

Because I know what mine is.

0:56.0

It's not too good.

0:57.0

Zero.

0:58.0

Yeah, you got sent back to the minor leagues many, many times.

1:01.0

I think wouldn't even let me in the minors, dude.

1:03.0

I'm selling hot dogs in the concession stand, okay?

1:05.0

I have one, okay?

1:08.0

I have one, okay?

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