This is the Bird Show.

Is it time for me to get my dog on the drugs?

Bless her little heart.

Oh, Franny.

I've never really taken this seriously, but maybe it's time, you know?

I adopted a dog, I guess about six eight

weeks ago English bulldog she's three and a half years old and she came from a

farm in Iowa I'm not exactly sure what it looked like on that farm and how she was treated, but she's super,

super nervous. I mean, really, really nervous. There are days, all she wants to do is be outside,

because that's where she's safe.

There are other days that all she wants to do is sort of hide in a corner of my house

because that's where she feels safe.

From time to time, she's comfortable enough to let people pet her and then she

remembers that she's scared and then she'll just take off. Have you ever seen a dog

that is scared of their own fart? Yes, I've seen the videos.

They walk and then they fart and then they run really quickly because they don't know what happened behind them.

She's like that except she's not farting.

So there are times well, she'll just like dash out of her her crate for no

reason at all. She'll walk around my couch like 50 straight times like she's trying

to get her steps in or something like that?

Maybe your new house is haunted and she's saying ghost. I have had more than one person.

Shut up. I was joking. Wow. Yeah I might have to bring Amber over to check it out.

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