This is London Calling.

London Calling.

Mr Speaker, I want to apologize.

I know that millions of people across this country have made extraordinary sacrifices

over the last 18 months and I know the

rage they feel with me and with the government I lead when they think that in Downey Street itself the rules are not being properly followed.

Welcome to London Calling with me James Dellingport and my very good friend Mr.

Toby young Toby. Toby it's going to be another those weeks where I winch about your

back bed about my ailments how about you I

recovered from my my COVID started testing negative which is great but then immediately succumbed to a cold

which seemed a bit unfair given how how... Oh that note you know what I've been worried about this this very thing I was thinking

surely the rules of the law of of justice would surely see that one wouldn't get a cold.

Absolutely. I mean I thought you know Omicron is essentially a cold so if you've just you know if your

antibodies have just you know vanquished Omicron surely they're kind of primed ready to kind of

see off any cold viruses but apparently not because either it's a kind of the long

tail other I've got long omicron, which is just a permanent

head cold, or else I got a cold as soon as I recovered from omicron, but it's really annoying

because I've now still got that cold.

I really disapprove by the way of this citation of this invocation of names like Omicron as kind of evidence of what one has had.

Because A, I don't trust the testing system.

And B, I think all these names are just part of the

SIOOP designed to, they've turned this into a nation of excessive.

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