Is It Okay to Take My BF to a Restaurant My Ex Intro'd Me To? feat. Tone Bell

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Southern hospitality is being served with a shot and a beer as Michelle and Jordan go off the grid with Adulting's Lone Star correspondent / friend of the pod, comedian Tone Bell. Jordan recounts learning the hard way on what gifts to give his beloved (Telfars henceforth!!), Michelle suggests a great reason to leave the "college degree box" unchecked when looking for a partner (negative student loans!!), and Tone proposes a very rational plan for sharing public spaces with exes.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right. What's up, friend? Hi, how are you? I'm okay. I know something about you right now, and I'm going to share it. Oh, yuck. No. Oh, my God. It's fine. I know. I'm so paranoid. It's like, did you know what I did last summer? No, I don't know.
0:21.0	What did I do last summer?
0:22.0	No, I just know that you're, I just know that your, I just know that your husband is having his birthday is coming up. That's it. Oh, why did, why did you come at me like that? Don't come at me like that. Dodge. Dude, I'm from Jersey. I'm from trying.
0:17.7	You can't be like,
0:18.4	I know something about you, bitch.
0:19.8	I said, I'm denying that shit.
0:21.7	What the,
0:22.0	what do you have on me?
0:24.0	Jordan, I'm from Jersey. I'm from Trin. You can't be like, I know some about you, bitch. I said, I'm denying that shit.
0:38.9	What the, what do you have on me? Jordan, you can't. Oh, my God. Dude, I'm from Jersey and I have anxiety. You can't come at me like that. But can you be from Jersey and not have anxiety? Is there any part of Jersey? No, between the sodium from the hoagies and just the sheer violence from the soccer and hockey games. You cannot. All right. I'm sorry. You know what that sentence did to me? No, it's okay. It's like when people tell me, don't move, don't, don't move. Let me just. Right, right, right, right. I'm a move. I'm a move like a ludicrous song, just like that.
1:13.8	Ooh, baby.
1:14.5	Don't...
1:14.8	I'm hot now.
1:16.3	Oof, the all-natural deodorant is spiking.
1:19.5	If it's Tom's, then it's over.
1:21.1	I went from lavender to red onion in just six seconds in.
1:28.3	How dare you?
1:29.6	We love him. We love him.
1:47.4	It's another lap around the sun.
1:49.5	And, you know, that's it.
1:51.7	I just wanted to address that.
1:53.7	Ew, can I just pour into him for a minute?
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