Are You Getty Ready Go?? feat. Franchesca Ramsey

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jordan and Michelle pull up a boudoir chair for comedian/actress/activist/friend maker of old-timey stamps and indefatigable painter of walls, Franchesca Ramsey. Jordan relives the brief moment he was transported out of his body while in the bedroom, Michelle dons her myth-buster hat to advise a listener that textbook flirting is no match for chemistry, and Franchesca shares tried and true tips for crafting thoughtful thank you cards and classy clap backs. It’s giving full-on Wes Anderson and we are here for it!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.5	Hi, everyone. Hi, Jordan.
0:08.3	Hello, everybody. Welcome to adulting.
0:10.3	You know who the fuck this is?
0:12.9	Is Raven Simone and Urkel? Just kidding.
0:16.5	Wow.
0:17.5	Is that too much?
0:19.4	First of all, I am Urkel rising, okay?
0:21.6	I'm not exactly straight up Urkel.
0:23.7	Okay?
0:47.0	Okay. Are you subscribing to astrology and Mercury in Retrograde?
0:48.7	And do you even know what retrograde is?
0:51.9	I know that it's when things are cattywampus.
0:54.9	I don't know that much about astrology.
0:56.7	I feel like Sam Cook.
0:59.5	But like, I don't know much about astrology.
1:01.5	Don't know much of numerology.
1:05.4	Oh, my God.
1:07.8	What is one song, Jordan, that your parents would play and just do the little two-step, the little adorable adult two-step,
1:13.6	where they just like stay on the one tile and your dad's like kind of like moving your mom's hips.
1:18.7	And you can just tell that they have just been together forever.
1:22.3	What is the, what's that song?
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