Is It Normal To Keep Track Of Every Date You’ve Been On?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The J’s are back and start the show with a conversation about obsessively tracking your dating life and what it might say about your approach to romance. They react to a TikTok from a woman who maintains a detailed spreadsheet tracking all the guys she’s dated. Should all single people be tracking their dates to see what’s working and what isn’t? The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a blowjob and an accidental snorting incident. Then a listener writes in to ask if she should be open and honest about family issues with someone she just started dating. Is it necessary to divulge your family secrets, or is that something you save for after the relationship gets serious? Finally, they close things with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker featuring a text exchange that always ends in exclamation points! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.3	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Dr. Danna Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so
0:40.4	good to be back here with you, Jordanna. How are you? People don't know this. I'll start the show
0:45.8	by letting them know. We have taken some time off. We are back in the, this is our first official
0:50.8	taping of the new year, right? It is. It's been a minute. I haven't seen you since before.
0:56.4	Christmas. I know. We have a lot like I, when we tape ahead, I know we do it for a reason to get
1:03.1	ahead for the holidays and to get a little bit of break. But I come in really recharged after that.
1:10.0	Not that I'm tired of it. Before we go. I got a lot to say loudly as I usually do. But how
1:20.9	is your new year? Tell me about your life, Jordanna. We hold off. We say save it for the pod. Let's
1:26.4	not talk at all. My life is good. Let's think. So I finished my Christmas tree rating for the
1:35.6	season. Thanks for all the tree. I got a shit ton of these trees. Thank you for sending them.
1:41.2	I feel like now I feel like a gynecologist, like a male gynecologist to us. Sure.
1:48.7	And like, you know, the trees are like the vaginas that I'm seeing every day. And I have to,
1:53.5	and now I can't enjoy the magic. Yeah, Christmas because I'm just looking at all the flaws, you know?
1:59.2	Yeah, that's every male gynecologist. It's just some judgmental vagina assault.
2:09.6	Every male gynecologist is like, oh, get out of way for me. I saw a 10 earlier to that day.
2:13.9	No, but I mean, you know what I'm saying? It's like, I imagine being like a plastic surgeon. It's
2:18.4	probably something like that where like, can you, can you look at the person that you're
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