Is It Just Me: Picklewinkers
Should I Delete That?
Alex Light & Em Clarkson
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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In this week's very phallic IIJM, the girls discuss the male anatomy, Al's hypothetical boner and we are joined by our resident penis...
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| 0:00.0 | I'm imagine if women could get bonus. Oh my god. Okay, hello everybody. Welcome to where are we? Welcome to should I do that? It's Thursday. It's the Thursday episode. It's just me. It is. Hi. Hello. Sorry. |
| 0:17.8 | I can't stop contract. I've got to say something horrifying. I saw a mean the other day that was like, imagine if your teeth were flaccid all the time, they only got a wrecked like when you were hungry. That's horrifying. Imagine they were all flaccid and then bam, hard because you're hungry. Given me acid reflux, that's really horrible. So good. I don't just like that sinister really sinister. I imagine like little tentacles until. Do you know for like a lot of my life, I have like. I have been very grateful for the fact that I don't have a penis. |
| 0:47.8 | Because I feel like I would be that person, that man that overthinks it all the time and just constantly get directions just because I shouldn't. Do you know what I mean? I know that I would say like, you can't get one right now. So I would get one. I'd be constantly walking around with one. I know it. I know it. I know it. It's such a sex person. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, because I know a guy who what he is in his girlfriend's old car. |
| 1:17.8 | Every time I don't know why I know I wish I didn't know this. But every I know this guy really well. It's not Alex. But every time it's Dave and you know, it's not, you know, it's not Dave because of the next bit of the story. Every time she was driving, it would in her old car, whenever she went into second gear, he would get an erection. Stop it. |
| 1:35.8 | Because he like the vibrations and he gets them during takes take off on planes. Stop it. You know this guy too. It can only be one of the guys that. |
| 1:43.8 | Wait, so not third gear, fourth gear, fifth gear, first gear. Just second gear. I think it's like the little judder of the clutch or something. I don't know. He gets a full erection. Yeah, cars gone now. They got a new car. |
| 1:53.8 | A full boner. Like, I'm not like a little sorry. I saw it, but he always probably said, I don't know. He just said it was going going. |
| 1:59.8 | And on a plane as well. That stresses me out of the men just might be around. Well, they're just walking around. |
| 2:05.8 | Yeah, that stresses me out actually. That's what I've always thought about my whole life. |
| 2:11.8 | Yeah. Like how stressful. Yeah, because it's like, okay, well, it's like, okay, like, you know, sexual saturation is a good thing. |
| 2:18.8 | But like, imagine like you just zip. Go. Yeah, you will. You're whatever. And you're like, woo. And it's like, fuck. |
| 2:24.8 | It's like when you tell yourself, don't look at something. Don't look at something. And you, you're physically incapable of not looking at something. |
| 2:30.8 | That's just how I imagine it to be all the time. All the time. Yeah, it's a burden. I'm doing a presentation. |
| 2:37.8 | I'm standing up in front of everyone. Don't get an erection. I'd get an erection. |
| 2:42.8 | Imagine you as like a prime minister. I think it works like that though. I think you can think yourself. |
| 2:47.8 | You can like discourage yourself into an erection. We should ask. |
| 2:51.8 | Oh, I've done this before. Yes. |
| 2:54.8 | I'll take a man. I'll take a man. Would you like to ask him the question? |
| 2:58.8 | Yes, please. Okay. Hi, babe. We're on air covering hard hitting journalistic stories. |
| 3:04.8 | Nice pun. Hard hitting. Hard hitting. Hard hitting journalists at work. |
| 3:09.8 | And we have a question for you. Hi Alex. |
| 3:13.8 | What I'd like to know is I've always been concerned. I know I've always been very grateful. |
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