Hello, hello, what the fuck was that?

I went through a phase of doing that after I said a Dave lost his mind, I'd be like,

yeah watch for half a dinner, I fancy salmon, I'll do that tonight, but not so many things

Alex, I'm just gonna do it after everything.

Yeah, but it made him so, like, it cringed out like a day, I just did it for the sake of it.

I'm so good.

I'm just gonna have a pint.

I'm so funny.

So you know a couple of weeks ago, I was immigrated for a wedding, and we accidentally,

this is so bad, so this is one of my best friends who got married, and we accidentally

booked the room next to him and his new wife, so we went to the hotel, this is like a

three-day wedding, we needed a room with space because we had to put the travel couple

together, so I got like the biggest room that I could because that had to have space.

Anyway, it was next to, we, on the first day, we got there and they were like, oh, and

I mean, right across the balcony, just for the newlywed ones, we have all just friends

and the babies.

Anyway, on the morning, after the wedding, on Saturday morning, our door was open onto

the balcony, it was hot, and Alex walked out the room and he walked sort of like past

the window door, and he was just like, oh, I'm just going for a poo, and I was like,

oh my god, what the fuzz thing, they're gonna hit us a married couple, like what a glimpse

into their future, it's just like, oh, I'm just gonna look after the baby, I'm just going

for a poo, it's like, oh good, congratulations, we were really excited, we were really

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