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Is It Ever OK To Pay Someone To Date Your Kid?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Is it ever OK to *pay* someone to date your son or daughter? Listen to this story before you decide! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:02.0

So I got one to run by you guys and I'm going to paraphrase moving on a conversation that I've been having with a Bert show father now for the last couple of weeks.

0:15.0

He wants to pay a teen girl to go out with his teen son.

0:22.0

I hear me out for just teen son.

0:22.8

I hear me out for just one second.

0:24.9

So again, I want to mix up enough of the details

0:29.1

to where they can't be identified,

0:30.8

but it goes something like this. So he reached out to me because he's

0:34.6

heard me talk about my now 21 year old son who's at SCAD. My son is an introvert

0:41.4

he'd rather be in the house.

0:44.1

He would rather be watching anime.

0:47.0

He doesn't interact a lot with girls or boys, really. He's just a real introvert, right? He's got his core

0:54.9

group of friends, but outside of that, he didn't really socialize very much.

0:59.1

So this dad is like, hey, I have a,, I have a kid the same as you do and here is my concern because he's about to go to college and he has

1:09.3

Never gone on a date with a girl and he's like I'm not even sure he's had many

1:14.6

interactions with girls before. So his thought was when his kid has been around at work functions with his dad and his mom, there's a teen girl that is a daughter of somebody in the office also and they do seem to hit it off when they're with each

1:35.8

other. His question was can I ask a coworker if it would be okay if I would pay his daughter just to go on a date

1:46.4

with my son. Now she can never bring this up to my son but I just want him to have some kind of

1:54.0

interaction and go on a date before he goes to college. Would that be

2:00.4

completely immoral?

2:03.0

Should I do it or not?

2:05.0

It's not immoral, it's just a bad idea.

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