Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of food
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. |
| 0:04.0 | I'm Jackson. And I'm also, Joel. |
| 0:05.6 | Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and asks the important questions. Like, |
| 0:09.7 | is it a good idea to give a mockingbird to a baby? |
| 0:29.4 | So, So we're once again in the throes of sleep training, our beautiful little baby. |
| 0:31.0 | Wonderful baby. It's a wonderful thing to do. |
| 0:32.0 | Wrigley little baby. |
| 0:33.8 | Oh, it's so nice not being able to sleep. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:36.6 | You don't need it, I think. That's what I think, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, why haven't we yet evolved to the point where we just don't need sleep? It would be really nice. Here's the thing I was thinking about the other day. Yeah? Why didn't dogs evolve to smell nice? What do you mean? So we breed dogs. We do eugenics to dogs. We certainly have. |
| 0:58.3 | No one's decided to do to remove the wet dog smell. Well, dogs don't smell great, in my opinion. |
| 1:03.9 | Yeah. So I just wonder why at no point when we're like, let's make a billion different kinds of dogs, |
| 1:09.4 | no one was like, let's make a dog that smells good. Well, I know that apparently, I don't know, I've just read up, that the Sphinx cat smells like mushrooms. Okay. Yeah. Was it bread to smell like mushrooms? I don't know. That worries me because it's all skin. Yeah. Sure does. If something smells like mushrooms, that's fungi. No, it's not fungi. It's just, well, look, they smell like mushrooms and they... If anything smells like mushrooms, that's a fungus. No, this is just what people say. No, I know. You're saying that every sphinx cats smells like mushrooms is fungous? It's not like, I don't mean as in like it's been the last of us. |
| 1:46.0 | What you mean? |
| 1:48.0 | I mean that I would be worried about a cat that smells like mushrooms because that would mean that there is some kind of fungal thing going on. |
| 1:54.0 | But like every cat, like every cat. |
| 1:56.0 | Sphinx cats have a distinct, earthy or yeasty smell. |
| 1:59.0 | Do the oils their skin produces. |
| 2:02.8 | Yeah, read more. |
| 2:04.5 | Which are more noticeable without food or absorb them. Of 10 |
| 2:06.8 | often described as smelling like |
| 2:08.8 | mushrooms, warm bread or potatoes. |
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