How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up children, help me rob banks and many other unchristmassy things.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, didn't see you though. But you know what? Well, I got you here. Perhaps I should let you know about the latest exciting development in the Panopticon that is my life. You see, for the last year in a bit, an enterprising fan calling themselves Jackson Bailey Stan, maybe you've seen this, has been rating and reviewing my outfits in the YouTube comments. |
| 0:20.3 | And for some reason, we're encouraging this because as we approach the end of the year, |
| 0:24.2 | they've decided to hold an informal award ceremony that they're calling the Jackson Bailey |
| 0:28.8 | fit of the year, which will come with a poll to decide what outfit that I've worn over the last, |
| 0:34.0 | in 2025 has been the best, and you can participate. |
| 0:38.5 | If you follow us on Instagram at Pl pod and jackson bailey stan on instagram you can follow them too um you can |
| 0:43.8 | cast your vote to decide which outfit you think was the best of the year voting runs from the |
| 0:48.8 | 17th to the 31st this is a tight little window but get in there cast your vote make your vote |
| 0:54.0 | count what outfit did i wear this year that made you go wahoo that 31st, this is a tight little window, but get in there, cost your vote, make your vote count. |
| 0:54.6 | What outfit did I wear this year that made you go, wahoo? |
| 0:58.0 | That's really good. |
| 0:59.2 | Maybe you went, God, Zooks, that's a handsome looking guy. |
| 1:02.8 | What was your favorite outfit? |
| 1:04.0 | Cost your vote! |
| 1:09.7 | Hey everyone and happy holidays. |
| 1:11.9 | Welcome to this week's episode of Flumbing the Death Star. |
| 1:14.7 | I'm Joel. |
| 1:15.4 | I'm Jackson. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm also Joel. |
| 1:16.9 | Flumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and asked the important questions. |
| 1:20.6 | Like, how would you use the powers of Father Christmas for personal gain or financial profits? |
| 1:37.6 | Yeah. Christmas for personal gain or financial profits. In the spirit of the season, |
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