You have 30 seconds to diffuse a bomb, but it isn't any bomb.

It's a chemical weapon filled with poisonous gas planted by a serial killer.

You need quiet. But your ears never stop ringing.

You haven't slept properly in months.

Oh God. You're on the age.

And you've only got three seconds left. Yeah! Lona! Clear! Trigger point. Available now on ITVX. Hold your breath. There she is, Aisha. What's she wearing? A cashmere jumper? With a designer bag and biker boots. Oh, she's not on the school run. She's on the runway. I spoke to Claire,

who spoke to Sov, who spoke to Priya, and apparently

it's all TK Max. So she didn't even spend

a fortune. Oh, iconic.

Every day can be iconic with a

TK Max deal. In store, online

and on the app. Three minutes after ten, do you know

one of the daftest things I can do at the top of the show? Good morning, by the way. I hope you're well. It is to refer to a few stories that I am not actually going to invite you to ring in about. But guess what I'm about to do? A few things in the news today that tickle my sort of ivories. The first is a story very light yesterday's. If you weren't listening yesterday, we took a call from a lovely lady in Telford. You could tell she was lovely because she described herself as disagreeing with me on many, many subjects. But she represents a brand of conservatism that is completely unrepresented in British democracy at the moment. In fact, she represents a political perspective that is completely unrepresented in British politics at the moment. In fact, she represents a political perspective

that is completely unrepresented

in British politics at the moment.

And if you think, so what?

It's just one woman in Telford.

It's also a political perspective

occupied by, off the top of my head,

Sir John Major and Lord Heseltine.

You know, two of the most significant conservatives of our lifetimes.

Whether you like them or not.

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