The Burt Show.

So the days of taking a lady out and paying for the date and then going your separate ways

are apparently now over.

That is no longer enough.

This lady is introducing a new element to dating and it's called

post-date and predate expenses. Okay so I just got into my car after going on a date, right?

And let me just tell you something.

I don't know what the deal is with like men now,

but I had told him prior that I will be having pre and post date expenses and is that okay and are you going to cover them and I don't know if he wasn't listening or like what the deal was or whatever but he when I handed him the white envelope he looks shocked and then he opened it and it's receipts hello pre-post

date expenses hello like what kind of females do you be dating you know what I'm

saying so anyway so I handed it to him and he literally looked shocked at me

and said I can't cover this it was

four hundred and seventy eight dollars for pre and post date expenses you asked me

on a date and mind you we really didn't even have that good a conversation because he was

on his phone the whole time and I have a very strict no phone policy on dates hello you're

here to pay attention to me look at all the effort that I had to put into to going

on this day and now you have a problem with pre- and post-date expenses.

Are you kidding?

I'm guessing that's a joke.

I'm guessing that's a joke.

I didn't see satire there but could be.

You never know nowadays just based on the

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