Is He Wrong For Ditching His Wife At The Airport?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 7 May 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Burt Show. Week ago I brought my ex-wife in a studio and I said, |
| 0:04.0 | Yo, dudes! Got a good woman right here. Who wants to date my ex-wife? |
| 0:08.0 | So tomorrow morning I am going to bring her back in studio. |
| 0:18.2 | I found a dude. You did? Oh I found a dude. Okay. All right. With a twist. A bit of a twist. Little twist. Is his name Bert Meiss? No. And you guys don't need to be, |
| 0:28.8 | keep DM and me about that. That ship has sailed. We are very good friends. But tomorrow, based on the, I hate |
| 0:37.1 | using the word application, but based on the profiles that you guys said, that have said, |
| 0:42.1 | yeah, you know what, I'd really like to get to know her |
| 0:45.4 | Got one got one in mind so I'll bring my ex wife back in here see what we can do tomorrow morning and you were very adamant that if you were like if there is we get a ton and none of them seem right I'm not I'm not going to put her through that |
| 0:57.2 | We'll call it a wash you kind of like what I did with Abby we decided this best if we just lay this to bed. |
| 1:03.6 | But you're like, no, there's an actual contender. |
| 1:05.7 | Actual contender. |
| 1:06.9 | Nice! |
| 1:07.9 | With a twist. |
| 1:08.9 | I can't wait for this twist. |
| 1:11.8 | That'll be tomorrow morning, around the same time here on the birch up. |
| 1:15.0 | Did Starbucks cause this man to lose his marriage and is it ever okay as a husband |
| 1:20.3 | to completely leave your wife behind in an airport. |
| 1:23.0 | That is the question. |
| 1:24.0 | Why is, you know what, I passed Starbucks 19 times a day. |
| 1:28.0 | And I don't really have the desire to go in there and get a coffee, |
| 1:32.0 | but when I'm at an airport for whatever reason I will |
| 1:34.4 | stand behind 20 minutes at that Starbucks, even though I've had coffee before I even get there, |
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