Is “He’s Just Not That Into You” Still Accurate?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, J&J start by launching Jared’s presidential campaign to fix Halloween scheduling and giving some Halloween dating tips. The first emailer asks if “He’s Just Not That Into You” holds up in 2022. If the guy she hung out with once wanted to see her again, wouldn’t he just make a plan? What do people actually mean when they say “if he wanted to he would”? The Awkward Sexual Encounter is a cautionary tale for sports bar hookups. Later, a listener asks how to recover from the first fight with her boyfriend. They made up, but she’s still feeling self-conscious in the relationship. Is this just the end of the honeymoon phase? J&J finish the episode with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about “crepe-fishing,” flossing, and concert etiquette. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the U of podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham and I am Jared Fried.
0:08.0	So good to be back here with you, Jordana. It's nothing worse than Halloween on a Monday.
0:12.2	It's the worst day for it.
0:13.9	Worst Halloween needs to just be like Thanksgiving, the Friday, the last Friday.
0:19.6	What are we doing? There's no religion. Why are we doing this to ourselves? Why? It makes
0:26.0	no sense. It's not the birthday of Ms. Halloween who freed women and allowed them to vote.
0:33.0	Even those are, even those, Marlies are King Day is not the same Monday of every year.
0:37.5	Right.
0:38.5	So what the fuck are we doing? That's true. That's a great point. We should bring that up
0:42.3	for the next, the midterms are coming out.
0:44.0	Right. This is why I vote. This is what gets me to get the midterms.
0:48.4	Halloween should be the last Saturday of the month of October.
0:51.6	Exactly. Why are we doing this to parents? Why are we doing this to ourselves? Are livers?
0:57.5	Because right now we're in this weird period. We're in the windia celebrate it. Okay. You celebrate
1:01.4	the weekend leading into Monday. Right.
1:03.2	I agree.
1:04.2	And then there's someone who's like, what are we doing Monday? And you're like, nothing,
1:08.1	nothing. I'm trying to get less fat on Monday.
1:11.3	Yeah. Monday's are not for doing Halloween.
1:13.7	No. So I mean, Jared Fried for president, the senior platform.
1:17.7	Thank you.
1:18.7	Yes. Has lost its way. We need to make Halloween great again. There you go.
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