Is He Hiding You? The Truth About Soft Launching in Relationships & Chat GPT’s Dirty Talk Test…
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship dilemmas and personal confessions. From how to tell the difference between playful teasing and emotional sabotage, to tackling the awkward art of dirty talk, no topic is off-limits.
Abbey opens up about the trauma of post-pregnancy hair loss and how she got her confidence — and her locks — back, while Pete gives a surprisingly wholesome take on Christmas food tastings, banister indecision, and why opposites really do attract.
It’s equal parts hilarious, honest, and heartfelt — the perfect pre-holiday dose of Therapy Crouch chaos.
(Note: this episode was recorded before Pete & Abbey’s trip to Portugal!)
00:00 – Abbey’s cookie chaos & festive food tasting at M&S
00:03:20 – Abbey’s Christmas shopping panic and banister meltdown
00:04:20 – Listener dilemma: When banter crosses the line
00:06:25 – Hilarious “miniature donkey” moment
00:10:10 – The Batman chin debate & couple impressions
00:10:18 – Listener dilemma: Postpartum hair loss & Abbey’s honest experience
00:14:39 – The “Dirty Talk GCSE Drama Exam” confession
00:17:09 – Dirty talk attempt gone wrong
00:20:10 – The “soft launching” dilemma—Is he hiding me?
00:23:29 – Do opposites really attract? Abbey & Peter’s candid take
00:25:05 – Relationship values vs. personality clashes
00:26:09 – Final reflections: finding balance and saying goodnight
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| 0:00.0 | You have no idea how much I've been thinking about you today. |
| 0:07.0 | Let peat make it for you? |
| 0:08.0 | No. |
| 0:09.0 | What do you mean no? |
| 0:11.0 | Like Christine Bale. |
| 0:13.0 | It's got good chin. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, good for him. |
| 0:20.0 | Ask me anything. Sure. Hello and welcome to therapy crutch, AMA. I've got a mouth full of cookies at the minute, so I just thought I thought I'd start it. How are you, Ross? I'm very well, Peter. I'm jealous of all of these cookies. Thanks for offering them around, by the way. That was so rude. I also wanted to finish me little Bicky and Peter. |
| 0:38.7 | What's rude about it? |
| 0:39.5 | I just thought I was helping you out. |
| 0:41.1 | I've started. |
| 0:42.4 | I've started, so you can... |
| 0:43.6 | I've had to swallow it prematurely. |
| 0:47.6 | Did you just rape themselves? |
| 0:49.5 | Did he just rape themselves? |
| 0:51.9 | Fucking imbecile. |
| 0:55.7 | But were they down the animal crackers? |
| 0:58.2 | No, little... |
| 0:59.1 | Or the... I wish it was an animal cracker. |
| 1:01.2 | No, no. |
| 1:02.1 | Cracking animal. |
| 1:04.1 | No, they're just the M&S mini cookies. |
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