Is He An A*Hole For Wanting To Divorce His Wife Now That She Makes More Money?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Guys, I ever do something so stupid that you either hurt yourself or do something so |
| 0:07.4 | stupid where it just cost you so much money to repair the stupidness that you just introduced |
| 0:15.1 | into your life. |
| 0:16.1 | Oh, 100%. |
| 0:17.1 | I once rammed my car into the ledge of a parking garage. |
| 0:20.7 | That was fun. |
| 0:21.7 | The ledge of a parking garage. |
| 0:23.1 | Like, you know, like the lip. |
| 0:25.5 | Like the barrier? |
| 0:26.5 | You know what I'm talking about? |
| 0:27.5 | Like the barrier? |
| 0:28.5 | Yeah, like the barrier. |
| 0:29.5 | Like the way you called. |
| 0:30.5 | Good words. |
| 0:31.5 | You were just inching up to close and accidentally hit it. |
| 0:36.4 | So this was right before I moved to Atlanta and I had to do like an event downtown. |
| 0:40.8 | It was the last thing I had to do for this job and I was going downtown. |
| 0:44.2 | I go to the parking garage. |
| 0:45.6 | I'm like rushing because I thought I was late and I didn't put my car in park. |
| 0:50.8 | So it kept going and then it ran right to the ledge of the parking garage. |
| 0:57.2 | And then it turns out I wasn't even late. |
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